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CEO Turnover Hits a Decade High in Q1 — Who's Next in the Hot Seat

Performance Review Season Claims Another Victim

The Alignment TimesApril 5, 2026 5 min read

Activist pressure, AI disruption, and shareholder impatience are reshaping the average tenure of a Fortune 500 CEO.

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