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A Law That Predates the Pandemic vs. a Policy Still Catching Up to It

A Law That Predates the Pandemic vs. a Policy Still Catching Up to It

Priya MehtaSeptember 30, 2026 7 min read

🇮🇪 Ireland · 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan

By Priya Mehta, The Global Office

Irish workers who go fully remote are almost three times more likely to report strong work-life balance than their office-bound colleagues, and 74% say remote work is simply less stressful — and yet most of them will accept a return-to-office mandate without much of a fight the moment an employer cites "collaboration" as the reason. Uzbekistan, by contrast, only formalized remote work as a legal category in March 2020, under a ministerial order drafted specifically for pandemic quarantine conditions — and five years on, a visiting remote worker still can't reliably get a VPN to function inside the country. Both places have recently discovered remote work. Neither has fully decided what to do with it.

Do's & Don'ts

🇮🇪 Ireland

✅ Do❌ Don't
Ask specifically how many set office days a role requires — 34% of large firms now specify them, rising toward 50% by 2027Assume "hybrid" means the same flexible arrangement it meant in 2022 — the trend is tightening, not loosening
Expect remote arrangements to correlate with seniority and salary — €100k+ earners get meaningfully more flexibilityAssume remote access is evenly distributed across income levels — it isn't
Weigh the wellbeing data seriously: 74% of Irish remote workers report less stressAssume resistance to a return-to-office mandate will be well-received — most workers accept it when justified
Get any hybrid arrangement in writing as part of your contractRely on verbal assurances about "flexible culture" from a recruiter over the actual written policy
Ask which specific driver (productivity, collaboration, retention) is behind a company's current policyAssume all employers are moving the same direction at the same pace — SMEs and large firms diverge sharply

🇺🇿 Uzbekistan

✅ Do❌ Don't
Get a proper labor permit from the Agency for External Labour Migration if working for a local employerAssume informal remote arrangements carry the same legal protections as a formal contract
Test your VPN and connectivity setup before committing to an extended stayAssume VPN access will work reliably — multiple remote workers report it effectively blocked
Use local coworking spaces or university-area coffee shops as your default work setupExpect a large, established digital nomad or remote-work community — it's still genuinely small
Confirm compensation terms explicitly — remote pay is typically flat, excluding overtime/night/holiday premiumsAssume overtime or holiday-rate pay applies to a remote arrangement the way it might in an office role
Check local SIM performance (some report 800mbps+) as a possible backup to unreliable eSIM or coworking wifiRely solely on coworking wifi (typically ~150mbps) without a tested backup connection

Ireland: Formalized Flexibility, Quietly Tightening

Ireland's remote-work numbers tell a genuinely two-sided story. On the wellbeing side, the case for remote work is about as strong as the data gets anywhere: fully remote Irish employees are nearly three times more likely to report high work-life balance than fully office-based peers, and a Fórsa-commissioned study found 74% consider remote work less stressful outright. But the policy trend is moving the opposite direction from the wellbeing data. Among large employers (50+ staff), the share with specified in-office days is expected to rise from 34% today to roughly 50% by 2027, according to a William Fry-commissioned Ipsos B&A survey of 404 businesses — even as full five-day return-to-office mandates remain genuinely rare (just 4-5% of employers expect to require one within two years). The stated drivers are productivity (37%) and recruitment/retention concerns (22%, rising to 40% among larger firms) rather than distrust of remote staff specifically.

The access gap is the part that doesn't make it into most coverage: remote flexibility in Ireland correlates directly with income, with employees earning €100,000-plus having substantially more remote-work latitude than lower-paid colleagues — meaning "Ireland has flexible remote work" is really a claim about a specific, well-compensated slice of the workforce rather than a universal policy. And per one employment-law partner's assessment, the honest read on where things are headed is that "some of the flexibility that has been in place for a few years now is moving towards something more structured" — not a reversal, but a real recalibration. Hofstede's Ireland profile (Power Distance 28, Individualism 70) captures why employees mostly accept these shifts without major pushback: a low-hierarchy, individualist culture tends to treat a well-justified employer policy change as a negotiable individual matter rather than a collective grievance.

Uzbekistan: A Framework Built for an Emergency, Still in Use

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Uzbekistan's entire legal basis for remote work traces back to a single instrument: Ministerial Order No. 3228, approved in March 2020 specifically to address COVID-19 quarantine conditions, and never substantially rebuilt since. It defines three arrangements — teleworking, flexible scheduling, and home-based production work — and requires supplementary contract terms covering equipment provision, expense reimbursement, and liability for damaged equipment. Notably, remote compensation under this framework is typically a flat rate that excludes overtime, night-work, or holiday-pay premiums, a meaningfully different bargain than standard in-office employment carries. Foreign workers operate under the same rules as domestic employees, provided they hold a labor permit from the Agency for External Labour Migration (valid one year, renewable without limit), and the regulation explicitly prioritizes remote access for pregnant women, elderly employees, people with disabilities, and those managing chronic conditions — a welfare-oriented framing largely absent from Ireland's more productivity-and-retention-centered policy debate.

On the ground, the infrastructure is real but immature. One digital-nomad account from Tashkent described strong local-SIM speeds (over 800mbps) undercut by unreliable eSIM performance and VPN access that simply didn't work on any connection tested. Coworking options exist — Hub Coworking near the train station, running roughly €9-10 a day — but several other listed "coworking spaces" turned out to function more like art galleries or cultural centers than genuine workspaces, pushing many remote workers toward university-district coffee shops instead. The author's blunt summary: Tashkent is "an unexplored part of the world" for remote work, with no established digital nomad community to plug into yet. Uzbekistan's individual Hofstede scores, tellingly, don't appear to be reliably published anywhere accessible — the available research describes Central Asia only as a region with "high power distance" and a lean toward collectivism, a data gap that mirrors how recently formalized (and thinly documented) remote work itself still is here.

The Reckoning

The sharpest contrast isn't flexibility-versus-rigidity — both countries technically permit remote work — it's how each treats the worker inside that framework. Ireland's system, despite tightening, is built around negotiated individual flexibility for a well-paid subset of the workforce, with data-rich debate about productivity and retention driving policy in both directions. Uzbekistan's system is built around a specific, welfare-protective legal category (prioritizing pregnant, elderly, and disabled workers) bolted onto emergency-era infrastructure that the surrounding remote-work ecosystem — coworking spaces, VPN access, digital nomad community — hasn't yet caught up to.

Put differently: Ireland's remote-work problem is a slow rollback of something that worked; Uzbekistan's is scaffolding that was built quickly for the right reasons but hasn't been developed much further since. Neither is a finished picture.

The Part the Brochure Left Out

Blind — Amazon/AWS Dublin thread — Weighing a $135k offer, one prospective hire got a direct answer on policy from a current employee: "3 days a week in the office, other 2 days can be home or office," alongside a separate, pointed warning from a different commenter about Dublin logistics specifically — "no parking," plus serious traffic and high rental costs layered on top of the in-office requirement.
Blind — same thread, second voice — A different Amazon employee's advice cut past the policy question entirely: "Lots of great teams in AWS" exist, but landing on a struggling one was the real risk to plan for — with an explicit recommendation to be ready to switch teams internally rather than judge the whole company by one manager's approach to flexibility.
Dan Round the World (digital-nomad guide, Tashkent) — The single most practically useful, specific piece of advice in the whole account: don't count on VPN access working — "I couldn't get my VPN to work in Uzbekistan" on any connection type tested, a detail that upends planning for anyone relying on VPN-gated tools or services for remote work there.
Dan Round the World (same account, second observation) — A quieter but equally concrete finding: several venues listed online as "coworking spaces" turned out to function as art galleries or cultural centers instead, with the author's actual working setup ending up split between one legitimate coworking space (Hub Coworking, ~€9-10/day) and university-district coffee shops with reliable wifi and large tables.

Conclusion

If you're weighing these two on remote-work flexibility: Ireland offers a mature, well-documented, negotiable system that's quietly tightening — go in with clear expectations about office days and don't assume post-2022-era flexibility will still be on offer in two years. Uzbekistan offers a real, legally protective framework built in an emergency that the surrounding infrastructure hasn't fully caught up to — budget extra time for VPN and connectivity troubleshooting, and don't expect an established remote-work community to plug into on arrival. The honest version for a friend: Ireland if you want a known quantity that's shifting under you; Uzbekistan if you're genuinely building the remote-work playbook for that market as you go.

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Priya Mehta

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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