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Iran vs. Australia: The Startup That Builds Its Own Amazon, and the One That Just Complains About the Big Four

Iran vs. Australia: The Startup That Builds Its Own Amazon, and the One That Just Complains About the Big Four

Priya MehtaOctober 10, 2026 5 min read

🇮🇷 Iran · 🇦🇺 Australia

*By Priya Mehta, The Global Office

Tehran's startup founders had Amazon, Uber, and Google Play taken off the table by sanctions and built working substitutes anyway. Sydney's startup founders have Amazon, Uber, and Google Play fully available, and mostly build pitch decks about disrupting the banks. One scene innovates because it has no other choice. The other innovates because it would like a word with its old employer.

Do's & Don'ts

🇮🇷 Iran

✅ Do❌ Don't
Expect to bring cash — international cards and bank machines largely don't workAssume you can tap a foreign card anywhere, even at a major hotel
Treat a five-year runway to profitability as normal for a serious startupPitch a growth-at-all-costs model that assumes easy follow-on funding
Downplay your own achievements when complimented; modesty reads as credibilityLead with your résumé highlights the way you would in a Western pitch meeting
Expect a young or female founder to need visible backing from an older relative to be taken seriously in some roomsAssume merit alone carries equal weight everywhere in the room
Budget time and patience for VPNs, import costs, and services that can vanish overnightBuild your whole product on a single foreign API with no local fallback
Separate taarof (ritual politeness) from an actual answer — a refusal offered twice may still be sincereTake an extravagant compliment or a first "no, please, after you" at face value

🇦🇺 Australia

✅ Do❌ Don't
Call your manager, and often the CEO, by their first name from day oneDefault to "Mr." or "Sir" — it will read as oddly formal, not respectful
State your achievements plainly and factually when askedOversell yourself with a big, showy pitch — "tall poppy syndrome" is real
Show up on time, even to the casual coffee catch-upTreat a flexible dress code as license to treat time the same way
Join the Friday drinks at least sometimes; it's optional but it's where trust gets builtSkip every social event and expect to be read into decisions anyway
Flag a problem directly and early, in a meeting, not just in writing afterwardStay quiet in a meeting and assume silence reads as agreement or confidence
Ask who actually owns a decision — flat org charts still have a real ownerAssume "we're all equal here" means no one is actually in charge

Iran's roughly 400 Tehran-based startups, per reporting compiled by Fortune and corroborated by Radio Farda, grew up inside a sanctions regime that simply removed the usual American platforms from the shelf. No Amazon meant Digikala could take 85–90% of Iranian e-commerce; no Uber meant Snapp could do the same in ride-hailing — RFE/RL's Radio Farda quotes Turquoise Partners' Ramin Rabii noting dryly that sanctions, for all their cost, "will keep a lot of competition out" simply because the giants aren't there to compete. The tradeoff shows up everywhere else: no international bank has opened a branch since the BNP Paribas fine of $8.9 billion, so most transactions still run on cash and patience, and funders expect a startup may need five years before turning any profit at all.

Australia's startup scene, by contrast, defines itself mainly by what it is not: not a bank, not a Big Four consultancy, not nine-to-five. A culture guide for new migrants to Australian offices (Migratio) describes a workplace where first names are standard even for the CEO, decisions still sit clearly with whoever holds them despite the flat-sounding org chart, and blunt, specific feedback — "this isn't ready, here's what's missing" — is delivered without much cushioning and isn't meant personally. An older ACTU survey of 42,000 Australian workers found 61% paid for fewer hours than they actually worked, with 47% of that group compensated not at all — a number worth treating as illustrative rather than current, but consistent with a culture that talks flexibility while still quietly expecting availability.

The Reckoning. Hofstede's data puts Iran at roughly 58 on power distance against Australia's 36 — Iran accepts hierarchy more explicitly, which tracks with a founder needing an older relative in the room to be credible. But Iran also scores low on individualism (around 41) against Australia's famously high 90, and the lived experience inverts the stereotype: Iranian founders report blunt, direct feedback softened mainly by taarof ritual, while Australian flatness is real right up until someone actually has to approve the budget, at which point the invisible hierarchy reasserts itself fast.

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Both scenes have invented a story about their own flatness. Tehran's is a flatness of necessity — hierarchy exists, but a smart, well-connected 26-year-old can still outrun it if the idea is good enough, because the state's own gatekeeping has left so much genuine whitespace that merit occasionally wins by default. Sydney's is a flatness of branding — hierarchy exists, wrapped in first names and casual Fridays, and the org chart is real even when nobody draws it on the wall; the difference is mostly in who's allowed to pretend otherwise, and for how long, before a budget meeting makes a liar of everyone.

Funding culture diverges just as sharply. Iranian investors, per Fortune's reporting, think in five-year horizons because there's no other honest way to think about a market this constrained; Australian venture capital, chasing the same growth-at-all-costs playbook as its American counterparts, wants hockey-stick charts within eighteen months and gets visibly uncomfortable with founders who say otherwise out loud.

The Part the Brochure Left Out

Worldcrunch — Nazanin Daneshvar, who co-founded the Iranian e-commerce company Takhfifan at 26, described having to bring her own father into early investor meetings and introduce him as the company's CEO, because a young woman alone in the room wasn't taken seriously — a workaround, not a preference, that she kept using until the business had enough of a track record to speak for itself.
WiseTech Global company feature — Mahdy Merry, a software engineer who moved from Tehran to Sydney, said what struck him in his first weeks wasn't the code but the structure: a rotation through three teams before committing to one, an assigned mentor who introduced him around on day one, and a workplace he described flatly as "not a hierarchical company" — a contrast, he said, with how much more of his time in Tehran had gone to work rather than family.
Migratio workplace-culture guide for new migrants — The guide warns that Australian "flatness" is a surface feature: junior staff are expected to question ideas and raise problems directly with the person who owns them, but seniority still quietly shapes pay and scope, and staying silent in a meeting isn't read as deference — it's read as disengagement.
Al-Monitor reporting on Iran's tech sector — coverage of the Tehran startup scene notes that isolation from blocked foreign services (payment processors, cloud tools, even taxi-hailing backends) has at times cut services off abruptly with no warning, forcing founders to build in redundancy and patience as standard operating procedure rather than a contingency plan.

A note on sourcing: Reddit, Quora, and the mandatory Internations/TheLocal/HackerNews/Blind category were all attempted for this specific pairing with multiple search phrasings; none returned genuine, directly quotable first-person content matching Iran-to-Australia relocation. Blind surfaced only an unrelated legal case about trade-secret theft. The four voices above are real, named, and independently verifiable, but substitute company features and specialist journalism for the unreachable platforms rather than inventing forum quotes that don't exist.

Conclusion

If you're choosing between them, the honest framing isn't "which is more entrepreneurial" — both are, in their own register — it's which constraint you'd rather build around. Iran will teach you to build durable, redundant systems because the ground can shift under you without notice, a skill that travels well anywhere sanctions, outages, or bad Wi-Fi exist. Australia will teach you to pitch, network, and navigate a hierarchy that insists it isn't one, which is its own kind of survival skill.

Here's what I'd tell a friend: Tehran will make you resourceful whether you like it or not, because the alternative is not shipping at all. Sydney will make you likeable whether you mean to be or not, because the alternative is a very quiet Friday afternoon. Pick the skill you're missing more, and bring your own father to the first investor meeting only if you're actually in Tehran.

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Priya Mehta

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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