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Wasta Versus Jam Karet: How the UAE and Indonesia Redefine "On It"

Wasta Versus Jam Karet: How the UAE and Indonesia Redefine "On It"

Priya MehtaAugust 5, 2026 6 min read

🇦🇪 UAE · 🇮🇩 Indonesia

By Priya Mehta, The Global Office

An employee in the UAE will, on average, spend more hours at a desk each week than almost anyone else on Earth — 50.9 by one recent international tally, second only to Bhutan (Oyster HR, 2026). An employee in Indonesia, by contrast, works a legally tidy 40-hour week that somehow still produces a workforce in which one in four people report clocking more than 49 hours (Statistics Indonesia data via Databoks, August 2025). Neither country appears to believe the number on the employment contract is binding. What differs is the excuse.

Do's & Don'ts

🇦🇪 UAE

✅ Do❌ Don't
Dress formally and conservatively for the first weeks, even in "casual" industriesWear anything you'd wear to brunch to a first client meeting
Confirm your actual weekend — it varies by employer between Fri–Sat and Sat–SunAssume every company follows the same workweek as the last one you researched
Build a personal rapport (coffee, small talk) before pushing the agendaWalk into a meeting and open with the ask
Respect Ramadan's shortened six-hour working day and don't eat or drink visibly near colleagues who are fastingSchedule a working lunch during Ramadan without checking first
Expect approvals to travel up a hierarchy before they travel back downAssume a verbal yes from a mid-level manager is a done deal
Understand your visa is employer-sponsored and your job security is tied to itTreat your residency status as separate from your employment contract

🇮🇩 Indonesia

✅ Do❌ Don't
Use honorifics — Pak/Bu plus first name — even with people you'll work with dailyAddress a senior colleague by surname alone, Western-style
Invest in small talk before getting to business; it is the businessSkip straight to the agenda item
Expect indirect communication — a soft "yes" can mean "I've heard you," not "I agree"Take every affirmative answer at face value
Dress smart and formal; batik is often welcome on FridaysAssume the relaxed pace extends to the dress code
Plan for prayer breaks and a shifted Ramadan scheduleBook back-to-back meetings straight through prayer times
Pace yourself for "jam karet" (rubber time) socially, but be punctual yourselfMistake a relationship-first culture for a deadline-free one

The United Arab Emirates has spent two decades converting a Friday-Saturday desert into something resembling a global financial capital's Monday-to-Friday, and the paperwork tells the story. The Federal Competitiveness and Statistics Centre puts the national labour force at a record 9.4 million as of 2024, with an economic participation rate that climbed to 81.4 percent and unemployment down to a startling 1.9 percent — a labour market that, by its own metrics, has almost no slack left in it (FCSC, 2024). Roughly 85 percent of that workforce, some 7.8 million people, sit in the private sector, where the hours are long, the pay is tax-free, and the hierarchy is, per Hofstede Insights, formidable: the UAE scores 80 on Hofstede's Power Distance Index, meaning subordinates are expected to defer, not deliberate (Hofstede Insights).

That deference has a name locals use plainly and outsiders learn quickly: wasta, the currency of personal connections that still greases promotions and introductions well after the country's institutions modernized around it (Gulf News). Decisions in Emirati corporate settings move up a chain and back down again, a process foreign hires often mistake for indecision rather than what it actually is — due care, exercised by people who answer for the outcome. ILOSTAT-adjacent surveys put average Dubai working hours anywhere from 42.4 to over 50 a week depending on methodology, a spread wide enough to suggest the real answer is "however long it takes," which is not, strictly, an answer.

Indonesia runs on a different clock entirely, and not the one written into its labour code. The formal week — 40 hours, eight-to-five, Monday to Friday in most modern offices — reads like a country that has solved work-life balance (Playroll; ASEAN Briefing). The lived reality, per Statistics Indonesia's own labour force survey, is that more than a quarter of the workforce blows past 49 hours weekly, disproportionately men (28.5 percent versus 20.9 percent for women), a gap that undercuts any assumption that Indonesian offices are simply more relaxed (BPS via Databoks, August 2025). What they are, per Hofstede's comparably high Power Distance score of 78, is hierarchical in a gentler register than the UAE's — paternalistic rather than purely authoritative, with managers expected to take a personal interest in staff beyond the org chart (Hofstede Insights; Commisceo Global). Gallup's 2026 State of the Global Workplace found 27 percent of Indonesian employees actively engaged, well above the 20 percent global average, evidence that harmony-preserving management style is not, whatever a Western efficiency consultant might assume, a productivity drag.

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The Reckoning

Put the two side by side and the contrast is less "strict versus relaxed" than "hierarchy enforced by clock versus hierarchy enforced by face." The UAE's system runs on visible hours and visible deference — long days, formal titles, decisions that climb a chain because someone senior needs to be seen making them. Indonesia's system runs on relationship capital and invisible urgency — a workplace that looks unhurried until a deadline arrives, at which point, per multiple foreign accounts of Jakarta offices, the "real work" begins about a week before it's due and everyone somehow finishes on time anyway.

Deloitte's 2026 Global Human Capital Trends report, drawn from more than 9,000 business and HR leaders across 89 countries, frames the moment both nations are navigating as one of "relentless volume of change" that most organizations aren't structurally equipped to absorb (Deloitte Insights, 2026). The UAE is absorbing it by importing global corporate norms onto a still-tribal decision structure. Indonesia is absorbing it by keeping the tribal structure and letting the deadlines quietly compress around it. Neither approach would pass an OECD efficiency audit. Both, evidently, work.

The Part the Brochure Left Out

A cautionary account circulated on the professional forum Blind about a UAE-based employer described a workplace where the pay was high specifically because the culture was punishing — a warning that glamorous compensation packages in the Gulf sometimes exist to offset conditions candidates only learn about after signing.

Another Quora thread on Dubai's corporate scene noted that bullying and harassment were far more common at high-pressure industries and smaller, family-run firms than at multinationals, which tend to have functioning HR grievance processes — a reminder that "working in Dubai" describes wildly different experiences depending on the size of the letterhead.

A separate Quora poster settling into Abu Dhabi flagged something no relocation guide emphasizes enough: because UAE employment is tied to sponsorship, losing a job also starts a countdown — reportedly as little as three months to secure new sponsorship before residency lapses, turning ordinary job insecurity into something closer to a ticking clock.

On the Indonesia side, a foreigner recounting their first months of office life on Quora described being pleasantly disarmed by how much pleasantries and small talk mattered before any actual business got discussed — a warmth that read, at first, as a lack of seriousness and turned out to be the opposite.

That same thread, and others like it, flagged the classic misread: mistaking Indonesia's unhurried daily rhythm for an absence of deadline pressure, only to discover that a month-long project's "real work" reliably starts about a week before it's due — jam karet, rubber time, stretches until it suddenly doesn't.

Conclusion

Neither market rewards someone who shows up expecting their home country's org chart to travel intact. In the UAE, the advice is structural: learn who actually holds the wasta, confirm your sponsor's reputation before you confirm your salary, and accept that a "yes" from someone two levels down is a suggestion, not a signature. In Indonesia, the advice is social: earn trust in conversation before you earn it in output, use the honorific, and don't mistake a relaxed Tuesday for a relaxed deadline. Both cultures have quietly optimized around the same problem — how to get ambitious work out of people without admitting the hours it actually costs them — and both have simply chosen not to put that number on the org chart.

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Priya Mehta

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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