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Canada Celebrates Politely, By Province, With Fireworks. Bulgaria Scares Off Evil Spirits in Goat Skins and Bells.

Canada Celebrates Politely, By Province, With Fireworks. Bulgaria Scares Off Evil Spirits in Goat Skins and Bells.

Suki NakamuraSeptember 29, 2026 7 min read

🇨🇦 Canada vs 🇧🇬 Bulgaria

By Suki Nakamura, Out of Office

Public holidays are how a nation tells you what it thinks matters, and festivals are how it tells you what it's willing to wear in public to prove it. Canada and Bulgaria have both built rich festival calendars. One has built it with the careful, inclusive, faintly apologetic energy of a federal committee. The other has built it out of pagan ritual, Orthodox faith, national liberation and a great deal of red-and-white yarn.

A Canadian holiday is a long weekend at the cottage with a barbecue, a hockey game on the television, and a genuine debate about whether your province actually gets the day off. A Bulgarian festival is a man dressed as a monster in a goat-skin costume with enormous bells on his belt, dancing through a village square at dawn to drive away evil spirits, while grandmothers hand out bread and a small child screams in joyful terror. Both are sincere. Only one would get past a Canadian health and safety assessment.

Do's & Don'ts

🇨🇦 Canada

✅ Do❌ Don't
Check your province's holiday list — Family Day, Civic Holiday and others varyAssume every federal holiday is a day off for everyone; many depend on province and employer
Book the cottage, campsite or ferry for long weekends months in advanceMake jokes about the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation — it's a solemn observance
Celebrate Thanksgiving in October with the rest of the countryConfuse Canadian Thanksgiving with the American one. Just don't
Brave Winterlude or the Quebec Winter Carnival in proper winter gearCall Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day in Quebec "just another holiday"

🇧🇬 Bulgaria

✅ Do❌ Don't
Wear a martenitsa from 1 March until you see a stork or a blossoming treeThrow your martenitsa in the bin — tie it to a blossoming tree
Learn when your friends' name days are and bring a small giftForget someone's name day. It matters as much as a birthday
See a Kukeri festival in winter, especially Surva in PernikGet too close to a kuker without expecting to be chased
Mark 3 March, Liberation Day, respectfullyMix up the Rose Festival in Kazanlak with a flower show. It's much bigger

Canada: The Long Weekend as a National Institution

Canada's public holidays are a reflection of the country itself: vast, federal, polite and quietly complicated. There are statutory holidays set nationally — New Year, Good Friday, Canada Day, Labour Day, Christmas — and then there is a patchwork of provincial ones. Ontario and several other provinces take Family Day in February; British Columbia has BC Day; Quebec has its Fête nationale on 24 June and treats it with rather more enthusiasm than Canada Day. Newcomers spend their first year perpetually unsure whether they're supposed to be at work.

The core Canadian holiday experience is the long weekend. Victoria Day in May marks the unofficial start of summer, which is why Canadians call it "May Two-Four" — in part a nod to the date, and in part to a case of twenty-four beers. City dwellers stream north to cottages and lakes, highways fill with SUVs pulling canoes, and the entire nation briefly smells of sunscreen, mosquito repellent and charcoal.

Canada Day on 1 July brings red-and-white face paint, fireworks and big outdoor concerts in the capital, Ottawa. Thanksgiving, on the second Monday in October, brings turkey, pumpkin pie and a harvest-season family gathering without the American pressure of Black Friday. Winter festivals — Ottawa's Winterlude with its skating canal, Quebec City's Winter Carnival with ice sculptures and a snowman mascot — prove Canadians' remarkable determination to celebrate outdoors at minus twenty.

More recently, the calendar has become more reflective. The National Day for Truth and Reconciliation on 30 September acknowledges the legacy of residential schools, and many Canadians mark it by wearing orange. It's a sombre, serious day, and it reflects a country genuinely trying — imperfectly — to make its national holidays tell the truth about its history.

Bulgaria: Ancient Rituals, Modern Holidays, Endless Yarn

Bulgaria's festival calendar runs on three overlapping tracks: pagan traditions far older than the nation, Orthodox Christian feasts, and national holidays marking liberation and independence. The effect is a year in which something intriguing is almost always happening, often in a village, often with bells.

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Start with 1 March: Baba Marta Day. Bulgarians exchange martenitsi — little red-and-white woven tokens — and wear them on wrists and lapels to welcome spring and wish health. You keep yours on until you see a stork or a tree in blossom, then tie it to a branch. By mid-March, fruit trees across the country are decorated in red and white. It's one of the most charming customs in Europe and requires absolutely nothing but goodwill and a bit of thread.

Then there are the kukeri. In winter, especially in January and around the start of Lent, men dress in extraordinary costumes of animal fur, masks with horns and teeth, and huge bells on their belts, and dance through towns to chase away evil spirits and bring a good harvest. The Surva festival in Pernik draws thousands of participants and visitors. It's loud, primal and slightly terrifying, and it's one of the most extraordinary sights in Europe.

National holidays anchor the calendar: 3 March marks liberation from Ottoman rule in 1878; 24 May celebrates the Cyrillic alphabet and Bulgarian culture; 6 September marks unification; 22 September independence. And throughout the year, name days — celebrations tied to saints' feast days — mean that if you know someone called Georgi or Ivan, you'll be expected to show up with wine and good wishes on the relevant day.

The Verdict

Bulgaria wins, and I don't think it's a contest. Canada's holiday calendar is sensible, thoughtful and designed to give an exhausted population regular long weekends at a lake. It's excellent public policy. But it's not a festival culture so much as a leave allocation.

Bulgaria's calendar is alive. It's rooted in the land and in old, strange beliefs about spring and spirits and harvests, and it's lived out in villages by people who genuinely participate rather than spectate. A martenitsa on your wrist connects you to everyone else on the street. A kuker's bells connect you to something thousands of years old. There is nothing in Canada's calendar that asks you to feel that — except, rightly, the solemn day that asks it to face its own past.

Canada gives you a day off. Bulgaria gives you a reason.

What Nobody Warned You About

Reddit r/canada — Moved from Ontario to Quebec and lost Family Day entirely. Gained the Fête nationale in June, though, and Quebec parties considerably harder than Ontario ever did.
Reddit r/bulgaria — My Bulgarian colleagues covered me in martenitsi on 1 March. By the end of the day my wrist looked like a craft stall, and I've never felt more welcome at a job.
Internations Sofia — Went to the Surva festival in Pernik thinking it'd be a quaint folk show. A kuker in a two-metre horned mask chased me down a street. Best day of my year.

Conclusion

Festivals are the only moment a country lets you see its subconscious. Canada's is a well-regulated, inclusive, snow-dusted community that wants a long weekend with its family and a reminder to reckon honestly with its past. That's decent. That's respectable. It's also a little bit like attending a festival organised by a very kind HR department.

Bulgaria's subconscious is wild, ancient and wreathed in wool and fur and bells. It believes spring must be welcomed properly, evil spirits must be chased out with noise, and your friend Ivan must be toasted on St John's Day whether he likes it or not.

Go to Canada for the long weekends. Go to Bulgaria for the festivals. And when a kuker chases you down a street in Pernik, run — but don't run too fast. Being caught is half the fun.

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Suki Nakamura

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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