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Iceland Has No Trees and Doesn't Need Them. Kigali Has Manicured Hills and Would Like You to Notice.

Iceland Has No Trees and Doesn't Need Them. Kigali Has Manicured Hills and Would Like You to Notice.

Suki NakamuraSeptember 29, 2026 7 min read

🇮🇸 Iceland vs 🇷🇼 Rwanda

By Suki Nakamura, Out of Office

Every city brochure on earth now promises "green space". It has become the urban equivalent of "passionate" on a CV — something everyone claims and nobody examines. So let us examine it, using two countries that could hardly be more different: a sub-Arctic volcanic island where the national joke is that if you get lost in an Icelandic forest you simply stand up, and a small, steep, relentlessly tidy East African nation where the capital city looks as though it has been swept by hand this morning. Because it has.

Iceland treats nature as something vast, raw and slightly dangerous that exists just outside town, and treats its city parks as a practical afterthought. Rwanda treats green space as a civic project, a point of national pride, and a monthly community obligation. One country's green space is wild and indifferent to you. The other's is curated and very much aware of you. Both will change what you think a park is for.

Do's & Don'ts

🇮🇸 Iceland

✅ Do❌ Don't
Treat the geothermal swimming pool as your real neighbourhood parkWalk on moss — it can take decades to recover
Explore Heiðmörk and Elliðaárdalur for trees, trails and salmon rivers near ReykjavíkHead out on a "short walk" without checking the weather forecast and road conditions
Shower thoroughly without a swimsuit before entering public poolsBuild cairns or stack stones as souvenirs of your hike
Dress in layers year-round; summer parks can still feel wintryAssume a patch of grass in town is a picnic spot in October. It's a wind tunnel

🇷🇼 Rwanda

✅ Do❌ Don't
Join Umuganda, the monthly community work morning, if invitedBring plastic bags — single-use plastic bags are banned and can be confiscated at the border
Visit Nyandungu Eco-Park, a restored urban wetland in KigaliDrop litter anywhere. You'll be the only rubbish in sight, and everyone will notice
Walk or cycle Kigali's car-free days along the closed roadsPhotograph people without asking first
Respect park rules and designated paths; order is part of the designTreat Kigali's tidiness as a curiosity — it's a civic commitment

Iceland: A Country That Is Essentially One Big Park Without Any Trees

Iceland has a tree problem. Early settlers cut down most of the birch forests over a thousand years ago for fuel and grazing, and the island has been slowly, stubbornly trying to reforest itself ever since. Forest cover remains tiny by European standards. Walk around Reykjavík expecting leafy avenues and you'll find short birch, hardy spruce planted in careful rows by the forestry service, and a great deal of grass bending sideways in the wind.

The city parks exist — Laugardalur, with its botanic garden and pools; Klambratún; the little pond, Tjörnin, patrolled by geese with main-character energy — and they're pleasant enough. But nobody moves to Iceland for its municipal lawns. The real green space begins roughly fifteen minutes outside town and continues until the Arctic Ocean: lava fields carpeted in moss, valleys with waterfalls, geothermal rivers you can bathe in. Heiðmörk, the forest recreation area on the edge of Reykjavík, is where locals go to see trees en masse, and they speak of it with the reverence Londoners reserve for Hampstead Heath.

Here is the thing nobody tells you: Iceland's true public park isn't green at all. It's the geothermal swimming pool. Every neighbourhood has one, and on a dark February evening you'll find the whole community there — toddlers, teenagers, bankers, fishermen, grandparents — sitting in hot pots discussing politics and the weather in the steam. It's the country's village green, and it's heated to about 40 degrees.

The cultural attitude is one of respect bordering on fear. Nature here doesn't forgive. People die every year underestimating it. Moss is sacred, off-road driving is illegal, and the national mood about green space is less "let's have a picnic" and more "let's go and stand in awe for an hour, then retreat before it kills us".

Rwanda: Green Space as a National Project

Arrive in Kigali and the first thing you notice is the silence of the litter. There isn't any. Roundabouts are planted with flowers and trimmed shrubs. Hillsides are terraced. Pavements look as though somebody inspected them. Rwanda banned single-use plastic bags back in 2008, and the ban is enforced — bags can be removed from your luggage at the airport — and the overall effect is a capital city so clean it feels almost staged.

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It isn't staged. It's organised. On the last Saturday morning of every month, Rwanda holds Umuganda, a national community-work period when citizens clean streets, plant trees, clear drains and repair local infrastructure, followed by a neighbourhood meeting. Foreign residents are welcome and often encouraged to join. Traffic largely stops. The country quite literally tidies itself.

Kigali has also invested in proper urban green space. Nyandungu Eco-Park, a restored wetland on the city's edge, has walking trails, native trees and birdlife where there was once degraded marshland. Regular car-free days close roads to vehicles so residents can walk, cycle and join outdoor exercise sessions. The city's many hills mean that green space is also simply everywhere you look — banana plants, eucalyptus, gardens tumbling down slopes towards the valley floors.

The mood is different from Iceland's. Nature in Rwanda isn't an adversary; it's a shared responsibility, maintained collectively and presented with justified pride. You don't just use the parks — you're implicitly part of keeping them. Visitors expecting chaos leave slightly disoriented, and rightly embarrassed about what they expected.

The Verdict

Rwanda wins on parks. Kigali has thought harder about green space as part of civic life than most European capitals I've lived in, and it shows in every flowerbed, every car-free Sunday, every restored wetland. It asks something of residents, too — Umuganda means you're not just a consumer of public space but a custodian of it. That's a better model than the one most of us grew up with, where the park belongs to "the council" and the rubbish belongs to somebody else.

Iceland wins on nature, which is not the same thing. Nobody in their right mind would trade the Icelandic highlands for a well-kept roundabout. But as a daily experience of green space in the city you actually live in, Reykjavík's parks are functional, windswept and a little forlorn, and Iceland knows it — which is why its real parks are the pools.

Kigali built a park culture. Iceland just lives next to a planet.

What Nobody Warned You About

Reddit r/Iceland — I expected to picnic in parks. Instead I found out the real social hub is the neighbourhood pool, and now I know more about my neighbours from the hot pot than I ever would from a bench.
Reddit r/Rwanda — My first Umuganda I assumed I'd be a spectator. Ended up clearing a drain with the neighbourhood's retired headmaster and got invited to his daughter's wedding.
Internations Kigali — Car-free days are brilliant. Thousands of people out walking and doing aerobics on the main roads. I've never seen my home city do anything like it.

Conclusion

A park is a statement about who a city thinks it belongs to. Iceland's statement is humble and honest: the real green space is out there, enormous and indifferent, and the best the city can offer is somewhere warm to sit and talk while the wind howls. Rwanda's statement is ambitious: public space belongs to everyone, and so everyone is responsible for it, once a month, with a broom.

Those who arrive in Kigali expecting to be impressed by nothing leave impressed by almost everything, and slightly ashamed of the litter-strewn parks back home. Those who arrive in Reykjavík expecting lush greenery leave with frostbite and a new appreciation for moss.

Visit Iceland for the planet. Live in Kigali for the park. And the next time you drop a crisp packet in your local green space, remember there's a country that would have had you sweeping the street by Saturday.

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Suki Nakamura

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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