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One Country Speaks Two Languages at You Simultaneously, the Other Assumes You'll Just Learn to Read Its Genius Alphabet

One Country Speaks Two Languages at You Simultaneously, the Other Assumes You'll Just Learn to Read Its Genius Alphabet

Suki NakamuraAugust 24, 2026 7 min read

🇵🇾 Paraguay vs 🇰🇷 South Korea By Suki Nakamura, Out of Office

Language barriers come in different shapes, and Paraguay and South Korea have handed me two of the more instructive ones. Paraguay is the rare Latin American country where Spanish isn't actually the dominant home language — Guaraní, an indigenous language, is spoken by a majority of the population, often interwoven with Spanish mid-sentence in a code-switching blend called Jopará that no amount of Duolingo prepares you for. South Korea presents a different problem entirely: a writing system, Hangul, that's genuinely one of the most elegant and learnable scripts on earth, attached to a spoken language and a level of English fluency in daily life that varies wildly by generation and neighbourhood.

One barrier is linguistic, in that two languages are constantly colliding around you. The other is closer to a decoding puzzle you're expected to solve fairly quickly, ideally before you need to order food.

Do's & Don'ts: Paraguay

✅ Do❌ Don't
Learn basic Guaraní greetings — even a few words earns genuine warmth and credibilityAssume Spanish alone covers you fully in rural areas; Guaraní often dominates there
Expect Jopará — the mixed Guaraní-Spanish everyday speech — in casual conversationBe surprised when formal Spanish sounds stiff or overly correct to locals compared to Jopará
Use Guaraní phrases as a genuine icebreaker; it signals real effort, not performanceAssume Guaraní is a minority or fading language — it's a majority home language nationally
Ask locals to teach you a phrase or two — it's welcomed more warmly than you'd expectTreat Guaraní as a curiosity rather than a fully functioning, constitutionally official language

Do's & Don'ts: South Korea

✅ Do❌ Don't
Learn to read Hangul before you arrive — it takes hours, not months, and changes everythingAssume English signage in Seoul reflects English fluency everywhere else in the country
Use translation apps proactively in restaurants and taxis — it's normal and expectedRely on spoken English outside major tourist and business districts
Master a handful of essential spoken phrases — effort is noticed and rewarded with patienceAssume younger Koreans' English comfort extends to older generations or rural areas
Point at menus and use apps confidently — it's a completely normalised way to orderGet frustrated by generational gaps in English; it reflects education-era differences, not rudeness

Paraguay: A Country Where Two Languages Run Through Every Conversation at Once

Paraguay's linguistic landscape is genuinely unique in Latin America, and most visitors arrive completely unprepared for it. While Spanish is an official language and widely understood, Guaraní — an indigenous language with deep pre-colonial roots — remains, per the Dirección General de Estadística's own census data, the majority home language nationally, spoken by a larger share of the population than Spanish in many rural and even some urban households. This isn't a minority language clinging on at the margins; it's constitutionally co-official and genuinely central to Paraguayan identity.

What trips up newcomers most isn't Guaraní alone, though — it's Jopará, the fluid, constant code-switching between Guaraní and Spanish that characterises most everyday conversation. Sentences routinely blend both languages mid-thought, a linguistic habit so normalised that many Paraguayans don't even register they're doing it. Arriving with textbook Spanish, however fluent, gets you functionally understood but socially slightly outside the conversation — technically correct, but missing the actual texture of how people around you are speaking to each other.

The Secretaría de Políticas Lingüísticas has invested real institutional effort into Guaraní's preservation and promotion, treating bilingualism as a point of national pride rather than a barrier to be smoothed over for visitors' convenience — which is, frankly, the correct instinct, and one I wish more small nations had the confidence to maintain. Learning even basic Guaraní greetings — mba'éichapa for "how are you," for instance — produces a genuinely disproportionate warmth in response, a clear signal that you've recognised the language as something more than folklore. It's a barrier, yes, but one that rewards real effort with real connection in a way few other language situations manage.

South Korea: A Beautifully Logical Script Attached to a Genuinely Uneven English Landscape

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South Korea's language barrier operates on a completely different axis. Hangul, the Korean writing system, is famously one of the most scientifically designed scripts in existence — created deliberately in the 15th century to be learnable by ordinary people rather than evolved haphazardly like most world scripts — and can genuinely be learned to a basic reading level within a matter of hours, not months. The National Institute of Korean Language has long promoted this accessibility as a point of cultural pride, and it's entirely deserved; nothing else on this list comes close to offering that fast a return on a few hours of study.

Reading Hangul, however, doesn't automatically unlock the spoken language or resolve the actual, practical barrier most visitors hit day to day: English fluency in South Korea varies enormously by generation, region, and setting. The Korea Tourism Organization has invested heavily in English signage and app-based translation support across Seoul's major transit and tourist zones, and it shows — navigating the subway or a major shopping district is genuinely manageable. Step outside those zones, though, or try to have anything beyond a transactional exchange with someone over sixty, and the English support drops sharply, reflecting real generational differences in how English was — or wasn't — taught during different eras of Korean education policy.

What actually works, and what most long-term expats eventually settle into, is a hybrid strategy: reading Hangul for basic navigation and menus, leaning hard on translation apps for anything conversational, and building a small core of memorised spoken phrases that signal effort and respect even when full fluency isn't there. Koreans, in my experience, respond to that visible effort with real patience — it's the assumption of English-as-default, without any reciprocal effort, that tends to land poorly here, not the language gap itself.

The Verdict

Paraguay asks you to acknowledge a second, deeply loved language that most visitors don't even know exists before arriving. South Korea asks you to learn an genuinely elegant script quickly, and then negotiate a patchwork of English fluency that shifts depending on who you're standing in front of.

I'm giving this one to South Korea, mostly because Hangul is one of the few language barriers on earth you can meaningfully dismantle in an afternoon, and that fast, tangible progress makes the rest of the adjustment feel far more manageable. Paraguay's Jopará is beautiful and worth the effort, but it's a longer, subtler climb — you're not just learning words, you're learning to hear a rhythm most Spanish courses never prepare you for.

What Nobody Warned You About

Quora — "Is Paraguay really the only Latin American country where Spanish isn't the main home language?" — paraphrased: multiple answers confirm Guaraní's genuine majority status in everyday home use, with several noting that fluent Spanish speakers can still feel like outsiders in rural conversations conducted mostly in Guaraní.
expat.com Asunción forum — paraphrased: posters describe locals lighting up noticeably when a foreigner attempts even basic Guaraní, describing it as a faster route to genuine social acceptance than perfecting formal Spanish ever was.
expat.com Seoul forum — paraphrased: a recurring tip is to learn Hangul before arrival specifically to read menus and signs, since even minimal literacy dramatically reduces day-to-day reliance on translation apps for basic navigation.

Conclusion

Paraguay and South Korea present two very different puzzles disguised as the same problem. One asks you to tune your ear to a constant, affectionate blend of two languages spoken as one. The other asks you to master a beautifully logical alphabet fast, then navigate a spoken landscape that shifts under you depending on age and neighbourhood. Learn a Guaraní greeting in Asunción. Learn to read Hangul before you land in Seoul. Both efforts will be noticed, and both will be rewarded far more generously than the size of the effort deserves.

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Suki Nakamura

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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