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One Of These Countries Thinks A Gym Is A Lifestyle. The Other Thinks It's A Lift Queue.

One Of These Countries Thinks A Gym Is A Lifestyle. The Other Thinks It's A Lift Queue.

Suki NakamuraOctober 15, 2026 7 min read

🇭🇰 Hong Kong vs 🇦🇺 Australia

By Suki Nakamura, Out of Office

I have sweated in gyms with views of the harbour so expensive they should legally count as real estate, and I have been dragged into a beachside bootcamp at 5:45am by an Australian acquaintance who considered this a perfectly reasonable thing to do to a guest. Both experiences left me winded. Only one left me questioning my life choices.

Fitness culture tells you more about a place's relationship to space, time, and self-punishment than almost anything else on the itinerary. Hong Kong and Australia sit at genuinely opposite ends of that spectrum, and the gap is not subtle.

🇭🇰 Hong Kong: Do's and Don'ts

✅ Do❌ Don't
Book your gym slot like you're booking a dinner reservation — space is that scarceExpect a "backyard run" to mean anything other than a packed harbourside promenade
Treat hiking Hong Kong's actual mountains (yes, there are real ones) as the real fitness cultureAssume everyone's unfit just because YouGov's own numbers show running leads but gym membership lags
Get comfortable with vertical gyms stacked three storeys up in a commercial towerBe shocked when "25 minutes door to door" somehow includes two elevators and an escalator
Use a trainer if you want results — personal training is the local default, not a luxury flexTry to find a proper 400m track; you will mostly find a rooftop and a prayer

🇦🇺 Australia: Do's and Don'ts

✅ Do❌ Don't
Accept that "exercise" frequently means an ocean, not a buildingBe surprised when a casual invitation to "go for a walk" is actually an 18km coastal hike
Learn what a "boot camp" is before someone signs you up for one at dawnAssume gym culture is dead just because half the country trains outdoors instead
Respect the council-run outdoor gyms bolted to parks — they are genuinely usedWear anything you're precious about; sand, salt, and mud are part of the program
Expect fitness talk to double as small talk, at the pub, unprompted, alwaysUnderestimate how seriously a Sunday "social" touch footy game is actually taken

Hong Kong: Fitness As Logistics Puzzle

Hong Kong does not lack enthusiasm for fitness; it lacks square footage, and the entire culture has organised itself around that one brutal constraint. YouGov's own survey of Hong Kong adults found running is comfortably the most popular form of exercise, at roughly a third of people lacing up for at least thirty minutes a week, ahead of exercise classes, weight training, and swimming. And yet — in the same breath — gym membership itself remains a minority sport: only a sliver of full-time employees get a subsidised membership through work, and price is overwhelmingly the deciding factor for the rest, ahead of location or equipment variety. Translation: Hong Kong wants to move, but it is not about to pay harbour-view rent for the privilege of a treadmill.

What this produces, in practice, is a city of extremely specific fitness micro-cultures. There's the vertical gym stacked into a commercial tower where the elevator ride takes longer than the warm-up. There's the hiking culture — genuinely excellent, genuinely underrated by anyone who thinks Hong Kong is only skyscrapers — where locals disappear up Dragon's Back or the Peak at weekends with a seriousness that borders on devotional. And there's the personal-training default, where one-on-one sessions are treated not as an indulgence but as the sensible way to use thirty cramped minutes efficiently, because nobody has time to wander a gym floor working out which machine does what.

The thing expats consistently misjudge is assuming low public gym-membership numbers mean low fitness interest. Wrong read entirely. Hong Kong simply refuses to waste money on space it doesn't need to own when a mountain, a promenade, or a rented slot in someone's converted office floor will do the job for less. It's not an unfit city. It's an efficient one, operating under spatial constraints most Western fitness cultures have never had to solve for.

Australia: Fitness As National Personality Trait

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Australia, by contrast, has never once in its history considered fitness something that happens indoors if it can possibly be avoided. The entire cultural infrastructure assumes you'd rather train facing an ocean than a mirror, and most of the country has arranged itself accordingly: council-funded outdoor gym equipment bolted into public parks, free and permanently occupied; beachside bootcamps running before the sun has fully committed to rising; and a near-religious devotion to the idea that a "quick walk" is socially acceptable code for an 18-kilometre coastal trek that will end with someone suggesting a swim anyway.

What genuinely startles newcomers is how much fitness talk functions as the connective tissue of ordinary Australian socialising. You will be asked about your run before your job. You will be invited to "a social game" of touch footy that turns out to have the competitive intensity of an actual grudge match. And you will, eventually, be handed a wetsuit by someone who has decided, unilaterally, that you are now doing an ocean swim on a Tuesday, because apparently that's just Tuesday here.

The indoor gym still exists, obviously — plenty of Australians lift, box, and spin with total seriousness — but it has never achieved the cultural centre of gravity it holds in, say, Hong Kong's tower-stacked studios. Space is not the constraint; weather and a deeply held national belief that paying to exercise indoors is slightly embarrassing when there's a perfectly good beach outside, free, are. The result is a fitness culture built less around memberships and more around identity: you're not someone who "goes to the gym," you're someone who surfs, who runs, who plays footy. The activity is the personality, not the subscription.

The Verdict

Hong Kong engineers fitness around scarcity: tiny spaces, tall buildings, a mountain range hiding in plain sight behind the skyline, and a culture that pays for efficient one-on-one time rather than wandering square footage it can't afford anyway. Australia engineers fitness around abundance: endless coastline, free council equipment, and a cultural assumption that the outdoors is simply where exercise is supposed to happen, full stop. Neither is lazier than the other, despite what each would say about the other at a dinner party.

If I had to choose where to actually get fit rather than just talk about getting fit, I'd pick Australia without hesitation — nothing motivates like social pressure and a beach you can see from your kitchen. But if I wanted to feel smug about my fitness routine while doing remarkably little of it, Hong Kong's hiking trails would let me have both, which is, frankly, more my speed.

What Nobody Warned You About

r/HongKong — paraphrased: a newcomer asked why gym memberships felt so expensive relative to income, and longtime residents explained that most locals simply skip the gym altogether in favour of hiking trails and rooftop classes that don't require a monthly contract.
Internations Hong Kong — paraphrased: one expat described training in a converted office-tower gym as "doing lunges between someone's desk and the photocopier," and said it took months to stop finding that strange.
expat.com Australia forum — paraphrased: several posters agreed that the real culture shock wasn't the heat or the wildlife, but being expected to join a "casual" weekend sports team that trained harder than their old gym back home.

Conclusion

I've trained in both, badly, and I stand by this: Hong Kong will make you feel resourceful, and Australia will make you feel outmatched by a twelve-year-old doing nippers before school. Choose Hong Kong if you like your fitness vertical, efficient, and slightly claustrophobic. Choose Australia if you're prepared to be personally challenged to a swim by a stranger at a barbecue and told it would be rude to say no. Either way, pack proper shoes. You'll need them for the mountain or the sand, and nobody here is interested in your excuses.

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Suki Nakamura

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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