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Boeing's Bigger Plane Finally Flies (Only Took Six Years)

Boeing's Bigger Plane Finally Flies (Only Took Six Years)

Patience rewarded: FAA approves 737 Max 10, airlines pretend to remember ordering it

Danny FiskOctober 21, 2026 5 min read

The 737 Max 10 is officially cleared for passengers. This happened on Tuesday. You may have forgotten it was supposed to happen in 2020, which is fine—so did everyone else.

The FAA's approval after years of regulatory delays marks a genuine corporate milestone: proof that when Boeing and the government finally agree something is safe enough, it actually is. The plane will carry up to 230 people, making it Boeing's largest single-aisle aircraft and its direct answer to Airbus's A321neo. It represents exactly what corporate competition should look like if you remove the crashes, the lawsuits, and the existential PR crisis that preceded it.

The certification process was exhaustive by any measure. Over 2,000 hours of flight testing and 1,000 hours of ground testing preceded Tuesday's announcement. That's not regulatory theater. That's regulatory theater with receipts. Two crashes in 2018 and 2019 made caution less of an option and more of a legal requirement, and the FAA treated it that way.

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The order book—over 1,500 planes—tells you everything about market confidence. United and Alaska Air didn't keep those orders on a whim. They're betting Boeing can deliver. Boeing expects to start handing over keys in 2027, which at this point feels optimistic enough to warrant its own LinkedIn post: "Excited to announce our manufacturing timeline goals! Grateful for our partners' trust as we navigate this journey together."

Stephanie Pope, Boeing's Commercial Airplanes president, called it a plane that "will set a new standard in commercial aviation." Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy praised the "extensive safety reviews." These are not people breaking character. The regulatory caution that delayed this approval is the same caution that now makes it trustworthy. That's how the system is supposed to work, even if it takes half a decade and a collective corporate attention span to get there.

The 737 Max 10 waited so long for approval that half its early customers probably assumed it would arrive in 2031.

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Danny Fisk

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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