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Manchester City Found Guilty on 114 of 115 Charges

Manchester City Found Guilty on 114 of 115 Charges

When your compliance department treats regulations like a Michelin guide

Danny FiskSeptember 27, 2026 5 min read

Manchester City have been found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges brought by the Premier League, which is less a regulatory verdict and more a masterclass in institutional creativity. If you're going to break the rules, apparently, commit to the bit.

The charges, formally issued in February 2023, span roughly 2009-2018 and catalogue what amounts to a greatest hits of financial fair play violations. Fifty-four counts for failing to provide accurate financial information. Fourteen for inaccurate player and manager payments. Seven for breaching profitability and sustainability rules. Five for UEFA FFP violations. Thirty-five for non-cooperation with the investigation. The specificity is almost impressive—this isn't sloppy bookkeeping, this is systematic architecture.

The Premier League's core allegation: Abu Dhabi United Group owner funding was disguised as independent sponsorship revenue. Etihad Airways, Etisalat, and others received deals that, according to independent experts and leaked correspondence, contained pre-agreed top-ups or guarantees. In other words, not commercial arrangements but elaborate financial puppetry. Parallel consultancy arrangements and image-rights structures allegedly hid true wage bills and distorted PSR calculations. The sophistication required to sustain this across nearly a decade suggests someone took their job very seriously.

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Manchester City have consistently denied wrongdoing throughout. The club's position remains that these were legitimate transactions properly recorded. Whether that position survives the independent commission's determination of sanctions remains to be seen. The League has not indicated when a ruling on punishment is expected.

What's genuinely interesting here isn't the verdict—it's what it reveals about how long Premier League enforcement actually takes. This case began in February 2023. The alleged violations span a decade prior. The passage of time has already intensified scrutiny of the League's enforcement model, with observers questioning whether the regulatory structure has the teeth to matter. When a verdict takes years to reach and the violations predate the charges by years further, deterrence becomes theoretical.

Manchester City now awaits sanctions from the same independent commission. Possible outcomes range from points deductions to fines to transfer bans. The club has signaled its intention to appeal. What happens next will define whether Premier League financial fair play is actual enforcement or just expensive theater.

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Danny Fisk

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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