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Senate Says No to Crypto. Money Didn't Buy This One.

Senate Says No to Crypto. Money Didn't Buy This One.

Two hundred million dollars walks into a Senate vote and walks out empty-handed.

Danny FiskSeptember 17, 2026 5 min read

The U.S. Senate rejected the Digital Asset Market Clarity Act on Tuesday with a 49-50 vote, and for once, the industry's war chest couldn't close the deal. The cryptocurrency sector had weaponized nearly $200 million in campaign donations across the 2026 election cycle to support this exact bill. Ripple Labs alone spent $49 million. Crypto.com threw $38.6 million at it. Coinbase contributed $35.2 million. The math seemed simple: flood the zone with cash, watch politicians fall in line, collect your regulatory victory. Except democracy, occasionally, still works.

The bill needed 60 votes to advance. It got 49. Senate Democrats killed it, primarily over concerns that the legislation doesn't adequately restrict federal officials from trading digital assets—a direct shot at President Donald Trump's crypto holdings. The optics of passing a crypto-friendly bill while the sitting president profits from crypto proved toxic enough to tank an otherwise well-funded juggernaut.

Banking interests also came to play. JP Morgan Chase and the American Banking Association lobbied hard against the measure. CEO Jamie Dimon argued the bill lets "cryptocurrency firms effectively pay interest on deposits without the protection that they should have." A few Republicans defected too: Susan Collins, Josh Hawley, and Jerry Moran voted no, suggesting this wasn't purely a partisan bloodsport.

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This is remarkable precisely because it shouldn't be. A Senate bloc actually held firm against a coordinated, flush-with-capital lobbying campaign. No dramatic last-minute amendments. No backroom deal. Just a straight rejection. The crypto industry's advocates, their PACs, and their high-profile executives discovered that unlimited money can buy access, meetings, and favorable ear time—but it cannot, in this moment, buy a vote count.

The bill did progress further than any crypto regulatory effort before it. That's not nothing. But further is not victory. And for an industry that has spent a decade normalizing the idea that deep pockets equal policy outcomes, Tuesday's vote landed differently. It's a reminder that Congress occasionally remembers it works for voters, not donors. It won't happen often. Cherish it while it lasts.

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Danny Fisk

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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